So its' one of those fail monday mornings. You know, one of those when you reach office and think of all the important things you could've done instead of coming to work. And then you feel that the morning is a bigger fail because of all the things you could've done, were quite possible, if you had the no-guilt syndrome of taking unnecessary leaves. And then you feel like an even bigger fail because you realise that the people around you, well, they go ahead and do what their early Monday morning mind tells them to do.
Then there are the smaller, less consequential feelings of feeling the days's a fail because you find yourself relatively free. And so you decide to catch up with friends on gtalk. But what happens is that, a) either they're too busy soaking themselves in the monday morning blues, which is to say, they're on a cribbing spree, which you don't want to hear about because, your day is already a fail, or b) they want to talk about things you definitely don't want to talk about and vise-versa, or c) they deliberately try not to laugh at your AWESOME jokes, because, they're probably not as awesome, or, its just a fail day d) they answer every question with the youtube link, which they KNOW won't open on your P.
Anyway, we were talking about how fail a day can be. Fail it is. Fail fail fail. You know how annoying it can be with someone peeks into your screen and comments? Or when you open your blog and see recent updates by people that are so fail. Or when you go to the wash room and find it infested with faces powered with white paint and your way through the crowd of bimbets and wash your hands, while rolling your eyes, listening to their negatively graphed intellectual conversations.
Fail morning. You know what also really fail? When you put up a status that says something personal like, "miss my life!" Or, "my eyes feel scratchy" and some moron you've never spoken to asks you "whyyyyy?" Or "vaaat you mean", when that status really wasn't for them. What's also fail is when some attention-seeking-jobless-idiot puts a facebook status saying, "I'm so saaaaaaaaaad! I'm so lonelyyyyy even though I only have some 2538 friends on my fb list and I'm a party animalhhhh I'm so saaaaad" and some equally attention giving-jobless-idiot will comment on it saying "oooh don't worry, I am there na! Please don't be sad. Heart".
Sofail. I have many more things to say this fail morning. But I've got to get back to work and such like.
More later.
Then there are the smaller, less consequential feelings of feeling the days's a fail because you find yourself relatively free. And so you decide to catch up with friends on gtalk. But what happens is that, a) either they're too busy soaking themselves in the monday morning blues, which is to say, they're on a cribbing spree, which you don't want to hear about because, your day is already a fail, or b) they want to talk about things you definitely don't want to talk about and vise-versa, or c) they deliberately try not to laugh at your AWESOME jokes, because, they're probably not as awesome, or, its just a fail day d) they answer every question with the youtube link, which they KNOW won't open on your P.
Anyway, we were talking about how fail a day can be. Fail it is. Fail fail fail. You know how annoying it can be with someone peeks into your screen and comments? Or when you open your blog and see recent updates by people that are so fail. Or when you go to the wash room and find it infested with faces powered with white paint and your way through the crowd of bimbets and wash your hands, while rolling your eyes, listening to their negatively graphed intellectual conversations.
Fail morning. You know what also really fail? When you put up a status that says something personal like, "miss my life!" Or, "my eyes feel scratchy" and some moron you've never spoken to asks you "whyyyyy?" Or "vaaat you mean", when that status really wasn't for them. What's also fail is when some attention-seeking-jobless-idiot puts a facebook status saying, "I'm so saaaaaaaaaad! I'm so lonelyyyyy even though I only have some 2538 friends on my fb list and I'm a party animalhhhh I'm so saaaaad" and some equally attention giving-jobless-idiot will comment on it saying "oooh don't worry, I am there na! Please don't be sad. Heart".
Sofail. I have many more things to say this fail morning. But I've got to get back to work and such like.
More later.
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